Two very loving parents got into a big fight, the man called the wife a “bitch” and the women called the man a “asshole“.
Their young son walked in the room and asked “What does bitch and bastard mean?” and they replied “ladies and gentlemen“.
The next day the parents decided to have sex, the women said [...]
One desperate man calls 911:
- Come immediately, my little son has swallowed a condom!
After five minutes, the same man calls back:
- It is OK, I found another one.
Little Johnny goes to confession, and tells the priest that he had impure thoughts about his sister.
“Is this a sin, Father?” he asked.
The priest nodded and said, “Yes Johnny, indeed, it’s a sin! Look at the two beautiful brothers you have.“
2 Sexy Blondes at the bus stop:
Blonde 1: Which number are you waiting for?
Blonde 2: The number 3. And you?
Blonde 1: The number 5.
A couple of minutes go by and bus number 53 pulls up.
Blonde 2: Oh look, we can both take this one