Two very loving parents got into a big fight, the man called the wife a “bitch” and the women called the man a “asshole“.
Their young son walked in the room and asked “What does bitch and bastard mean?” and they replied “ladies and gentlemen“.
The next day the parents decided to have sex, the women said “feel my titties” and the man said “feel my dick“.
Their son walked in again and asked “What does titties and dick mean?” and the parents replied “hats and coats“.
On Thanksgiving the dad cut himself shaving, “Shit” he said, the kid came in and asked “What does that means?” and the man said it was the brand of the shaving cream he was using.
Downstairs the mom was preparing the turkey, and when she accidentally cut herself, “Fuck” she said. Once again the kid asked “What’s that mean” the mom said that is what she calls stuffing the turkey.
Then the door bell rang. The kid run and answered the door to his relatives and said “Alright you bitches and assholes, put your dicks and titties in the closet, my dad is upstairs wiping the shit off his face, and my mom is in the kitchen fucking the turkey !
funny moor a moon