One desperate man calls 911:
- Come immediately, my little son has swallowed a condom!
After five minutes, the same man calls back:
- It is OK, I found another one.
We surprised my daughter Lily with a trip to Disneyland for her 6th birthday. Her reaction is priceless! She needs to be on on of those Disney commercials!!
We all know most babies are cute (when they don’t cry or poop) ..but the babies we have prepared for you are just bad ass baby gangsters…anything but cute
Two very loving parents got into a big fight, the man called the wife a “bitch” and the women called the man a “asshole“.
Their young son walked in the room and asked “What does bitch and bastard m...